hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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