Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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