I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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