your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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