Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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