I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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