She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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