He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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