with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
there was a trapeze. enough said
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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