you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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