I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
