He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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