i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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