Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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