If i could tip my vagina, i would.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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