Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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