How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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