my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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