I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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