How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Randomize
