that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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