do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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