Nicole vs. Life
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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