I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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