Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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