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he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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