when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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