If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
