so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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