no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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