I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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