forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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