How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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