don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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