the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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