if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She said her name was "party"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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