"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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