I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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