you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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