can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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