why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Vodka?
Forever.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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