belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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