Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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