We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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