and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
