i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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