The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
