the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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