I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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