With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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