Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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