Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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