what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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