sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
soo... how was my night?
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