So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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