you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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