Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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