so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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