Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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